Rain = Lame

So, besides the almost constant rain, nothing too exciting has happened in the past few days, hence the non-daily posting.


Today Gabe was hell-bent on screwing with us... First he told some kids that something that wasn't even buy one get one free was actually buy one get TWO free... Then he tried to sell some of Craigs fuse to another guy, which we don't do unless Craig is there... Later he said out loud that these two guys "deserved" a buy one get two free card because they bought so much stuff. (Their total was about $40.) By the end of the day I had told him to leave the behind the counter stuff to me, he can focus on just being a salesman. :P

When I say almost constant rain, I mean for the last 4 days I think I've seen a total of three hours of sunshine combined. It's not great for business or my mood. (Or for getting good/exciting/funny/strange customers or stories.) So I apologize for the lameness of this years postings, hopefully as the big day approaches things will get a bit more entertaining. :)

Laptops, Kettle Corn, and Tasers... Oh my!

I would just like to announce to the world that at Pyrospot Fireworks we sell FIREWORKS! Not puppies (like some lady thought a few years ago), not laptops (like a guy thought yesterday), not wholesale cell phones, not kettle corn (yeah we got that one today...). We sell FIREWORKS. 


Not only did we get asked if we sold kettle corn, we then got asked if we would be willing to sell it!! Later, a lady came in trying to sell perfume, cologne, watches, tasers, cell phone cases... wait tasers?! Yep. She was trying to sell tasers along with her other random stuff!! 


Today was strange to say the least... :)

It cuts like a knife!

Today was my first day back this season and I'm way more than thrilled, I'm not even being sarcastic. :D I have missed this craziness much more than I expected...


So nothing exceptionally exciting happened today except Gabe, who is 11, decided he was gangster and pulled out his knife at every single person working. Besides that causing a lot of laughter and a few people to stop and ask me to take the blade away from him, nothing too special. Hopefully I'll have something a little more fun for you all to read tomorrow.